January 2012
The American Government
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe. How can you live with yourself?
I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
me: Im gonna take a picture of myself on photobooth
*opens photobooth*
*sees self*
me: I dont want to take a picture anymore
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When I grow up, I wanna be a cat. Or a panda. Or a...
Then when I do stupid shit people think it’s cute.
Dear Lady Gaga: Dear Customer who stuck up for his... →
sweetupndown:
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about…
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
That awkward moment when you realize you're... →
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